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Made Him My Bitch For The Day.

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So here's the deal. I chat on a few of the very popular gay social networking and chat sites for fun and whatnot. Yesterday this guy was on there and sent me a message, and for a change it wasn;t for sex, or something stupid like that.

We chatted for about 30 min. until I had to get up to use the restroom, when I got back, I guess something about the thought of me peeing got him excited because the conversation took a spiral to, so what all do you get into? I was like, huh? Ohh you mean what do I get into into,,,,,,ahhhh. So I decided to be a smart ass and say, I get into making a guy my little pig bitch. Then again, I forgot that this is DC and we are a slutty city. Needless to say, that got him going even farther.

Well I certanly did not have the time to deal with some random guy looking for sex online, I had to run numerous errands, I was late starting them because i hurt my ankle at step class in the am and this jerk wouldn;t leave me alone. So I did what any self respecting homo with a sprained ankle, a horny guy on the other end of a chat box and a ton of errands to run would do. I gave him my home address and tolf him to gte his little piggy ass on over here! HA!

So anyways, this guy shows up at my house. He is dressed very proper and is actually super attractive. He starts to come in and I put my hand on his chest and told him to hold it. We need to go do something first. Being into dominance he actually stopped and just said ok. We started walking out to my car when he said, "Sir, where are we going?" and I just simply said to have some fun and work you out in the car in public. He got this huge smile on his face which I will not forget soon. He looked super cute.

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So, I unlocked the car and he got into it and I started to put the top down because I have a convertible and he got really excited, I told him I had a few things waiting "in store for him. So I turned the car on and said you ready to go, and he just smiled with his cute face and said yes.

I pulled out of the lot and we started driving. I pulled into an extremely busy lot outside of costco with tons of people and families around and he looked shocked but enthusiastic and when he started to touch his jeans I said hold on for a second. I undid my seat belt and told him to get out of the car with me, we're going inside.

Well as you can imagine a guy who is into public sex, much like a foot tapping politician, hahahha, has to be getting jolly at this point. Then when I went for a cart as we walked in the door, he just look confused. Yes, I had something in store for him. I had him carry my box of Smartwater, San Pellegrino, mushrooms, a few bottles of wine, (on a side note I found a fabulous red wine which is dirt cheap so it makes the perfect red wine to serve at a party because you can buy a case and only spend like 80 or 90 dollars. It is the Los Vasic Cabarnet, and it is pretty fab for the price. Noone will be able to tell it is cheap either. trust me on this one.)\ Another alternative to it for a cheap wine to just serve to large groups is the new Ecco Domani Cabarnet Merlot mix. It isn;t too bad and you can find it just about anywhere. It is an ok Italian Red Wine but nothing special either. I still prefer my Barolos but hey, I'm not serving a party of 40 or 50 $80 - $300 bottles of wine lol.)

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Ok so back to the story, btw I was having a blast at this point messing with this guy. I was flirting the whole time just for kicks and he kept falling for it. I still wonder how he would have done in the refidgerated room for veggies hahaha if he could have functioned well, but who cares. So we checked out and were going by the restrooms on the way out and he looked confused when I didn;t stop in, so I looked at him and said, wait till we get home.

Needless to say, he still wanted me to, Make Him My Bitch, so I made him carry everything instead of using a buggy from my car to my apt. Hey I had a sprained ankle and he wanted to be a bitch, I am not going to loose a prime opportunity like this for some hot slave labor lol.

When he was done bringing everything in, I said, now take off your shirt and go make me a drink. Holy %&(( did he have six pack abs and a chest to boot. I was in heaven and seriously needing the drink after seeing him all sweaty and topless lol. Thank god he knows how to pour a cocktail because if he didn't we were going to have some problems. He brought my drink to me and then said "now what sir?" and I said to this very polite and attractive man. Off the f*&^ing couch Bitch hahahah and rub my feet. Hey his job is to be my bitch so he got on the floor and gave me a fabulous foot rub. He thought it was some sort of sexual thing for me, I thought it just felt absolutely fabulous. Then he said, so when are we going to do something? and I said, when are you supposed to speak without being spoken to. You need punished you little bitch. I was loving this and was actually able to keep a straight face while this was going on.

I told him to strip naked and get in the tub but do not turn the water on. I am going to finish my drink and then punish you with something golden and you better wait in there until I come for you without a peep. GOT IT BITCH?!?!?! He said yes sir, and went to the bathroom.

About two minutes later, I went ot the bathroom to find my submissive adonis naked in the tub waiting for his golden punishment and boy did I give it to him. Especially after having an extremely strong alcoholic beverage. I tossed him two yellow dishwashing gloves and a yellow bottle of soft scrub and told him to get to work! hahahah that was hi golden surpirse. Sorry, I am not gonna get that kinky with you buddy.

Needless to say, I blew him, blew him real good when this was over. Well blew him off was more like it. He didn't get laid but I got a footrub, a clean bathtub and my heavy bottled water carried for me by an extremely attractive and well built man. Technically this should be his rant and rave, but I figured I would share my side instead.

Ohh ya, and if you think I am a bad person for doing this, he called this morning and actually thanked me for not abusing him like soo many other people would have. We went for coffee and had a great conversation as well. I think we are going to end up being friends. He also went home and told his friends about me and they thought it was hilarious. I gotta say, I love the DC queens hahahah. Wine Rack Store


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